this heart belongs to a nightingale and two bunnies; return to nola if found
(also, a sparrow steals it from time to time.)

Let’s talk for a moment about apartment building etiquette.Rabbits are NOT what they seem to be.Next pageAnd now, the weather.

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

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justmysillydoodles:

There’s… something about Mary…

Everyone’s worried about Mary affecting the show or Johnlock ship, and all I’m thinking is: Aww yiss. Threesomes.

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Side note- If you are one of the few who think threatening an actress is AT ALL acceptable behavior: Unfollow me. Do it. Here it is

(via fuckyeahjohnlockfanfic)

ifpaintingscouldtext:

Lucas Cranach The Elder | Adam and Eve | 1533
greaternightvalemedicalcommunity:

Listen to your heart as it fills your home with mindless void vibrations. Watch as it sprouts legs and leaps into the nothingness that surrounds you. Follow your heart, they say. Follow your heart. 

another-half-story:

lgbtqiap:

thekingofwinter:

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

please note that “your grace” is also acceptable

my eternal overlord of darkness, satan
is also acceptable

I think I’ll stick to your majesty

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itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

VICIOUS AND VULGAR
Performed at Broadway Performance Hall, October 12th, 2013

In V&V, playwrights Scott and Luhrs re-imagine the author Arthur Conan Doyle and wonder aloud: what would he think of all of the fan fiction, cosplaying, and conventions happening in today’s world? A grumpy and abrasive re-animation, Doyle manifests Holmes and Watson in modern, female forms in attempts to prove to his audience that they have wasted their time. This play explores characters, themes, and relationships in Doyle’s classics― all with a contemporary twist (with the help of Granada Holmes and a certain mouse detective, of course).

Creators Alison and Sammy will be doing a livechat tomorrow (4/5/14) at 1PM EST to answer questions about this piece. Send questions to theshescott, itriedthatonceitwasabadmove, or tag your questions #vicious and vulgar

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halffizzbin:

A loving tribute to fanfiction clichés!

(for hungrylikethewolfie, who also lives a trope-appreciation life ♥ )

Download HERE!

LYRICS

We all strive to be original
Don’t want to be called out on a cliché
Some feel shame in writing more of the same
But baby that’s not the way
I like what I like, and I don’t feel bad
That my favorite stories have always had—

Sex pollen, I’m fallen’ in love
Clothes-sharing fits me like a glove
Folks that keep talking in their sleep 
While they huddle for warmth to survive, I’m dreaming of
Mistletoe kisses for the holiday season
And getting fake-married for a stupid reason
I’ve read it before but I just want more
Call them contrived but the tropes keep the fandom alive

Biology or some ritual
Means they must have sex so they don’t die
A magic spell turns someone into a kitten
Then a potion makes them unable to lie
A soul-bond, and now they’re in each other’s minds
My favorite fics always wind up having

[CHORUS]

You can go Harlequin or to a coffeeshop 
Or back to high school with the genders swapped
Make them meet online, make them suffer and pine
And if you’re feeling bold, maybe
Make a man have a baby

[CHORUS]

…I’m unoriginal to my very core

Give me slaves in collars, a little h/c
Hookers, strippers, bartenders, or all three
Kinky wings, heat cycles and everything
Familiar and sweet, make my life complete with
Practice kissing turning friends lovers,
Awkward boners between step-brothers
Truth or Dare, spin the bottle, photographers in love with models
It’s contrived but the tropes make me feel alive

Give me just one more fairytale AU…

Q

(via fuckyeahjohnlockfanfic)

madehimsaycomfychairs:

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

He is nowhere near the general location of even kind of fucking around.

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"Destroy the idea that men should respect women because we are their daughters, mothers, and sisters. Reinforce the idea that men should respect women because we are people."

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karenhurley:

A study in brand minimalism

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handsomedogs:

dogjournal

Least Likely to be Adopted

LaNola Stone’s concept was to make “fashionesque images” of the longest in residence at the dog pound near her home (some dogs had been there over six months). She specifically asked for the dogs that were the “least likely to be adopted” and took their portraits to represent them with personality, youth and “edge” in order to aid their adoption. All the dogs included in the series were adopted.

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I realized #Spock wasn’t getting a lot of love, so here he is. #weonlyseehimundercoverofdarkness #blackandfathomless #likehissoul #yourfascinationwithmyearsismost #illogical #ussbunnyprise (at Base Bella)
#marcelinethevampirequeen cuddles up to her #bunnybeau Bones #dammitjim #justaradicaldamewholikestoplaygames #genderfluidbunnylove (at Base Bella)